I am everyone's mom
Holding hands and cradling along
But mom's wouldn't sit in their room
All day and wait for something to happen

Hey ma, get off your butt and get a part time job
Moms wouldn't hide from their kids all day and scribble in a song about doing so

I am everyone's mom because I like the ring of it
But if I was really your mom you'd be at CPS by now