[Spoken Intro: Morris Day]
You like my crib, baby?
Well, come a little closer, don't be shy

[Verse 1: Morris Day]
Darling, I want you so bad
I can almost taste the smell of your skin
And honey, I'd be so sad if you didn't break down and let me in
You better let me in, baby
Don't you know

[Chorus: Morris Day & Background]
If the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) No, nobody can

[Verse 2: Morris Day]
Am I gettin' through, baby?
Ooh ooh ooh, yeah
Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb
If that's what gets you off
I wanna get you off, baby
And lover, straddle my brass
And we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
I don't care, baby
Whatever gets you off?
[Chorus: Morris Day & Background]
'Cause if the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody

[Bridge: Morris Day]
Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my brass? Mmm

[Refrain: Background]
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody

[Outro: Morris Day & Sharon Hughes]
That's a pretty blouse
Thank you
Take it off
Is that better?
A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though
Well, I'll tell you what, cutie
I'll let you take that off
Oh, yes
This little hook went to Holland
This little hook went to France
This little hook went to London
And this little hook went to...
Mmm
Oh Lord
Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby
Why not?
Nevermind
What time is it?
Titty time
I know that's right
Mmm
What's my name?
Morris
Now, come on now, baby
What's my real name?
Uh, uh, uhh
Talk to me, talk to me
M ... Mo ... Mor ... Morris
Yes
Oh, baby, you're just too sexy
Morris?
Yeah, baby
What's my name?
It's baby, ain't it?
Oh, Morris, what's my...
Ah ga ga ga ga
Oh, Morris
Too sexy
I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?
(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)
(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)
Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby
What do you mean?
You know, like you used to do in school
You got to be kidding
I guess you're not
Come on, baby, Morris is listening
OK...
I pledge allegiance...
To the flag...of the United States...of America...
And to the republic for which it stands...
Oh Lord
You're just too sexy
Ain't nobody bad like me