[Intro]
[?]
That's right
Put some...shit on it
Coughing [?]
Blow it all out
Here we go
2, 1, 2, 3

[Verse 1]
I want a woman like Marylin Monroe
The kind of woman that would never say no
The kind of woman that will make you scream
That's the girl o' my dreams

[Verse 2]
I want a woman that'll treat me right
Giving good love all through and night
Take her on a date, she's my machine
That's the girl o' my dreams

[Chorus]
Oh
Girl o' my dreams
Oh
Listen, people
That's the girl o' my dreams
[Verse 3]
I want a woman like Lauren Bacall
Old and wrinkled but knows it all
Got all the little tricks that'll make me cream
That's the girl o' my dreams

[Verse 4]
I want a woman that'll wash my hair
Even wash my underwear
Always smiling, never mean
That's the girl o' my dreams

[Chorus]
Oh
Girl o' my dreams
Oh
Listen, people
That's the girl o' my dreams

[Bridge]
I would say that you're a chauvinist
No, I just got a lot of things that are on the list
Yeah, if she couldn't hang, would U give her the fist?
No man, I'd sit her right down and give her a little kiss!
Oh, I need a woman like Lena Horne
Knowed she was funky since the day she was born
Lena's mama say "Doc, is it a girl?"
Doc say "And how!"
Lena smiled, slapped the doctor and said
"Sucker I'm running things now!"
[Chorus]
Oh
Girl o' my dreams
Oh
Listen, people
That's the girl o' my dreams