[Intro]
Yeah!

[Verse 1]
If I had your number
I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy; if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad

[Verse 2]
I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad

Ooh, yeah
Ooo ooo ooo

[Verse 3]
If I had your address
I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in, and then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 4]
If you think I'm nasty
You ain't seen nothing yet
You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream, the nastier I get
I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance

[Verse 5]
Run, go tell your boyfriend
That his loving got too old
Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road
Tell him you live on a lily pad
With a horny toad
Yeah