[Intro]
Pass my popcorn down this way

[Verse 1]
Every time we're out on a date
I want to love you, you made me wait
Then you told me I look like a pimp
But honey, I noticed you waited till after dinner
Eighteen jumbo shrimp, damn

[Chorus]
(Chocolate) You gotta give me some of your
(Chocolate) What you waitin' for?
(Chocolate) Oh Lord, give me some of that
(Chocolate) Just can't wait no more

[Verse 2]
Every time I bring you home
You say you got a headache, you wanna be alone
I ain't tryin' to brag babe, but if I ever get you in the bed
I'll work that body so hard
You'll wish all you had was an achin' head

[Chorus]
(Chocolate) Oh Lord, give me some of your
(Chocolate) What you waitin' for?
(Chocolate) Oh Lord, give me some of that
(Chocolate) Just can't wait no more, uh
Look out
Back up, wait, wait

(Chocolate) Oh nasty, give me some of your
(Chocolate) What you waitin' for, baby?
(Chocolate) Give me some of that
(Chocolate) I said I just can't wait no more, uh

[Ad lib]
Back up now, yes
There no, there wait a minute
Hit me, yes
Oh nasty, listen to me now

[Verse 3]
When I sleep, I dream of you
I dream about doin' the things I want to do
I'd make it so nice if only I could
Don't you wanna see my Tootsie Roll?
Baby, I'm sure you would

[Chorus]
(Chocolate) Oh Lord, give me some of your
(Chocolate) What you waitin' for?
(Chocolate) Candy, oh Lord, give me some of that
(Chocolate) I, I, I just can't wait no more
(Chocolate) Look out, give me some of your
(Chocolate) Yes, what you waitin' for baby?
(Chocolate) Candy, oh Lord, give me some of that
(Chocolate) Just can't wait no more

[Ad lib]
Oh baby, what's the problem?
What's the matter, don't you like me?
You don't want no young man?
You need somebody with experience
I could make it so nice

[Chorus]
(Chocolate) Oh Lord, give me some of your
(Chocolate) What you waitin' for?
(Chocolate) Oh Lord, gimme some of your
(Chocolate) I, I said I just can't wait no more

(Chocolate) Milky way, give me some baby
(Chocolate) Give me today, look out
(Chocolate)
(Chocolate)

[Spoken]
Jesse, you play somethin'
I think I'm gonna go over here and tap on this cowbell
Y'all get out of the way, I'll do some, that's it
Nice, huh? I like it, yeah, ha ha ha
Gimme some horns, gimme some horns
Look out, huh
Oh nasty, that's it
Wait, look out, bring it back
[Chorus]
(Chocolate) Chocolate
(Chocolate) What you waitin' for, baby?
(Chocolate) Candy, tootsie roll, gimme some of that
(Chocolate) Have no fear baby, I'm one of the Three Musketeers
(Chocolate) Unwrap me
(Chocolate) Uh, no
(Chocolate) Uh
(Chocolate) Listen to me, now
(Chocolate) Milky way, tootsie roll
(Chocolate) Ain't nobody bad like me, I'm too old, look out
(Chocolate) Ah, wait
(Chocolate) Fellas, we got to get on up outta here
It's way past my dinner time, let's go

[Spoken]
Garcon, Mr. Day's ready to order now
Waiter, I think I'll have the hot turkey dinner
What comes with that?
Mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce
Stuffin', green beans, chitlins
That's good
Candy, sweet potatoes
That's good, that's enough
Black-eyed peas, grits
Hey, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold wait
Cabbage and
Could you take this?
I can say anything I want to
Y'all can't fuck with me
Didn't nobody ask you all that
Just take the menu
Look out
And get the hell out my face, alright?
Too old
Too ugly
Nasty
But still I'm bad
Bad to the bone
What you gonna do with me?
I'm all alone, hit me

[Chorus]
(Chocolate) I like it, I like it
(Chocolate) But we can't just leave it like that
We need somethin' else
(Chocolate) We need some horns
Horns, stand up please
(Chocolate) Thank you so much
(Chocolate)

[Outro]
Y'all come in on the one
Everybody else just clap
Clap your hands, come on
That's it, y'all sing with me
Say, say, "Tootsie Roll"
Tootsie Roll, that's right
So exciting, sing it, say
Tootsie Roll, yeah, keep it in the pocket
Now if you can't, clap on the one
Tootsie Roll
Then don't clap at all
So exciting, sing
Tootsie Roll, yes, yes
Tootsie Roll, this is stuffin', we need some gravy
Tootsie Roll, yes, biscuits, sing
Tootsie Roll, Jerome, Morris, go get my BMW please
Tootsie Roll, We got the Cadillac though
Cadillac, BMW, whatever, just please go get the car
Tootsie Roll, good God say
Tootsie Roll, Oh no Stella
You gonna get your tootsie roll
Tootsie Roll, after I have my dinner, sing
Tootsie Roll, yes, everybody, look out
Tootsie Roll, that's it, that's it
Tootsie Roll, no, that's it now, that's it, we gotta go
Hey man, we still wanna be singin' man
No no, we supposed to be eatin' dinner now, I got to go
That's it, let's go