[Intro: Tony M. & Prince]
The hell was that?
Hey, y'all, I thought we bust this new hype before
All across the land
(New dance commercial take two)
Rio, Marbella, we gettin' stupid
Ha, Germany, Paris, France, we gettin' stupid
Yeah, Stockholm, Sweden, we love ya

[Verse 1: Tony M]
Let me shed, it's easier said code red
Bust the new groove just hyped for the Jughead
Bass thumpin', everybody's doing the bumpin'
Oops, I slipped on a move
I think it's time to bust something
Sleazy, but cool and easy
("Is this the right one?")
Yeah, this is for the hood
Better keep it greasy
Better yet, on a smooth tip
I don't wanna sweat
I want my slimmie to get with this
Move your head and shoulders from side to side
Take your back foot, and then you let it slide
Yo, in a fade motion, lots of attitude, coast to coastin'
Then you're floating homeboys boastin'
You made his skeeze freeze
You've been chosen, P
Ladies and gentlemen, NPG introduces the...
[Chorus: Tony M. & Rosie Gaines]
Jughead (Jughead)
Yeah, we getting funky in the house tonight
Kickin' the Jughead (Doin' the Jughead)
Come on, get stupid, get stupid
Kicking the jughead (Jughead)
Oh, yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonight
Kickin' the Jughead, yeah (Doin' the Jughead)
Wait a minute, what's he doing? (Get stupid, get stupid)

[Verse 2: Rosie Gaines]
Well, mack daddy in the house over there
What you doing, dawg?
("Getting busy G, kickin' the Jughead")
Yeah, baby's getting busy in my face
Cold housing a future
Everything has been well placed
This daddy's too fly
He bust the Jughead as he floats to the other side
You watch the rotation, there's a bit of hesitation
This is some new hype stuff you're facin'

[Verse 3: Tony M.]
You gotta come with a new git
The j-u-g-h-e-a-d, and I'm flowin' with it
You can say I'm on a roll
NPG and y'all, and we're gettin' bold
Oh, yeah, bold steps must be taken
To bump a nation, their scrutiny is what I'm facin'
As you pump the volume to what I'm sayin'
You'd catch me dead before you catch me doin' anything but the...
[Chorus: Tony M. & Rosie Gaines]
Jughead (Jughead)
Yeah, we getting funky in the house tonight
Kickin' the Jughead (Doin' the Jughead)
Get stupid, get stupid
Kickin' the Jughead (Doin' the Jughead)
Yo, yo, we getting funky in the house tonight
Kickin' the Jughead, ha-ha (Doin' the Jughead)
(Get stupid, get stupid)

[Verse 3: Prince]
Don't worry if you're lookin' silly
Look over here at me, workin' for willie (Check it out, man, check it out)
Gettin' busy in the corner (Oh, yes, is that Levi?!)
Holding my own
You think I'm posing?
I'm just frozen on an upbeat
Clockin' a freak in a low pro
You know, discreet
Baby was laughing
But before a "no" was even said
She's on the dance floor
Next beat kickin' the

[Chorus: Tony M. & Rosie Gaines]
Jughead (Jughead)
Yeah, gettin' funky in the house tonight
Kickin' the Jughead (Doin' the Jughead)
Come on, get stupid, get stupid
Kicking the jughead (Jughead)
What's up with that?
(This one's mine T.)
Gettin' funky in the house tonight
Huh, I thought so, yeah (Get stupid, get stupid)
Yo, Marbella (Jughead)
Yeah, gettin' funky in the house tonight
Yeah, say Rio, yeah (Doin' the Jughead)
What about New York? Yeah
(Get stupid, get stupid)
LA? Yeah (Well, Jughead)
Get funky, yeah (Get funky in the house tonight)
Atlanta, GA, yeah (Doin' the Jughead)
We getting funky in the house tonight (Get stupid, get stupid)
[Interlude: Tony M. & Kirk Johnson & Damon Dickson]
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (Yeah)
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (Go)
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (Go)
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that
Yeah, homey, kick it just like that

[Verse 4: Tony M. & Rosie Gaines]
Boy, we gettin' international (Jughead)
In the house (Gettin' funky in the house tonight)
That's right
We getting international
In the house
We want this one to go worldwide (Gettin' funky in the house tonight)
Huh, that's right worldwide
Not state-side
Give it up
M, P, L, S
Who turn the mother out?
M, P, L, S
Who turn the mother out?
(Jughead)
Oh yeah, that's what I'm sayin' (Get funky)
That's what I'm sayin'
That's what I'm sayin'
Who turn the mother out?
That's what I'm sayin'

[Outro: Tony M.]
(Tony, you were excellent) That's what I'm sayin'
(What you need is a manager) That's what I'm sayin'
For what?
(I can make you...)
Money minders are like parasites
They pose and wheelers and dealers for your rights. And most companies say that you need 'em!
(Not me...)
But I've kicked back, observed, and
(I'm honest...)
Watched 'em bleed 'em, artists young and old
(I can bring you to the top!)
Where'd this unwritten law come from anyway?
That years after the contract, you should still be getting paid?
Boy, I go broke and hit the skids before I take care of a rich sucker's kids. Hell
(My contract...)
A contract ain't no pension plan
(My contract...)
Years after this, my kids are still gonna make the grand
(Tony, you...)
And you laugh at my brother Little Richard when he says you ain't gave him nothing
(Let's leave him out of this)
Hell, that ain't no joke, his songs are still selling, and that man could die broke
So fellow artists (You need me...)
Push for yours, and watch for
Mr. Money Minder, as we settle the score
(Tony...)