[Spoken Intro: Lisa Coleman and Wendy Melvoin]
Wendy?
Yes, Lisa?
Is the water warm enough?
Yes, Lisa
Shall we begin?
Yes, Lisa

[Prince]
Where is my love life?
Where can it be?
There must be something wrong with the machinery
Where is my love life?
Tell me, where has it gone?
Somebody, please, please tell me what the hell is wrong

'Til I find the righteous one
Computer blue
'Til I find the righteous one
Computer blue

Everybody!

[Lisa Coleman and Wendy Melvoin]
Oh, poor lonely computer
Do you really know what love is?
Poor lonely computer
It's time someone programmed you
It's time you've learned love and lust but they're entirely different words