[Intro]
Woo
Ahhh yes
New dance commercial, take one
Woo
Ahhh, yes
There ya go, there ya go
Horny people, gather here
Horny people, gather here

[Verse 1]
Horny people gather here
We are fixin' to put it in all your ears
We got a new style for the next eight years
I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most
It's a sex dance, it's the new dance
And it's rockin' from coast to coast
I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about
I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all, come on

[Refrain]
There ya go, there ya go
Horny Pony
(Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now
Is he weird or what?)
Sing
(Horny Pony)
Now that's too freaky!
[Verse 2]
In the years of the war, we don't wanna know
You're fuckin' that body like you really go for the hip stuff
H into the I into the P
It ain't enough just to do some ecstasy
You want it in your hip, you want it in your thighs
It's the dance that conservatives most despise
'Cause it's the sex dance, it's the new dance
And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man

[Refrain]
It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony)
And there ya go
Turn around
Chicken grease in the house
Chicken grease? I don't know
That's it, I gotta run

[Verse 3]
And you can run all the way to Barcelona
But you can't hide, the Horny Pony get you, gonna
Don't look at me, y'all, I just wrote it
Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it
Horny people, gather here
Horny people, gather here (How long?)
For the next eight years
We got a new dance, it's the Horny Pony
[Refrain]
Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words
Sing
(Horny Pony)
Girl, uh-uh, nope, I'm done

[Breakdown]
Did you come to party now? (Yeah, yeah)
Do you really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah)
If you're horny, let me know (Yeah, yeah)
The pony see you boogie now (Yeah, yeah)
"So how am I supposed to do this dance?"
How you do that dance?
"I can't do that, I'm a lady"
N***a, please!
"I can't do that"
What? Uh

[Verse 4]
Listen to me while I show you how to do it
Just like a virgin, you got to ease into it
Movin' your legs from the left to right
Your arms up high like an eagle in flight
And keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree
Jack be nimble, hoo, you're doin' it, see?
The Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go
It's the Horny Pony
Woo, woo, ah, yeah!
[Outro]
Do you believe this? Oh my God, this guy
Oh, he's just so, he's just so weird (I gotcha)
Oh my goodness, would you look at this? (I gotcha)
Huh, I just, I just cannot believe (I gotcha)
Girl, uh-uh, nope
(Horny Pony)
Did you come here alone?
Uh, yeah, why?
Well, guess who you goin' home with?
Huh? Ugh, that's nasty
Yeah
There ya go, there ya go
The Horny Pony (Hit me)
There ya go, there ya go
There ya go, there ya go
(Horny Pony)
C'mon
There ya go, there ya go
Horny Pony