[Intro]
Ah yeah
There ya go, there ya go

[Verse 1]
Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' to put it in all your ears
We got a new dance for the next 8 years
I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most
It's the sex dance, it's the new dance
It's rockin' from coast to coast
I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all, come on
There ya go, there ya go
There ya go, there ya go, thе Horny Pony, y'all

[Verse 2]
Listen to me while I show you how to do it
Just likе a virgin, you got to ease into it
Jerkin' your legs from the left to right
Your arms up high like an eagle in flight
And keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree
Jack be nimble, whoo, you're doin' it, see?
The Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go
It's the Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go
Horny Pony
The Horny Pony, there ya go, there ya go
[Verse 3]
Dig, in the years of the war, 8 more to go
You're buckin' that body like you really know just what's all about
I said the birds and the bees
You wanna shout 'cause it's ecstasy
A pony in your hip, a pony in your thighs
The dance that the conservative most despise
'Cause it's a sex dance, it's the new dance
And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man
It's the Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go
C'mon, uh uh, the Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go
(It's the Horny Pony)
There ya go, it's the Horny Pony
Horny people moan like you need to
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
(It's the Horny Pony)

[Verse 4]
And you can run all the way to Barcelona
Uh, but you can't hide, the Horny Pony get you gonna
Don't look at me, y'all, I just wrote it
Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it
Horny people gather here (Whew)
Horny people gather here for the next 8 years
We got a new dance, it's the Horny Pony
There ya go, there ya go, the Horny Pony
It's the Horny Pony, y'all
The Horny Pony
[Outro]
Did you come here alone?
Guess who you goin' home with?
The Horny Pony, there ya go
It's a sex dance