Legal Drug Addict

[Chorus: ROMVN]

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')



[Post-Chorus: ROMVN]

Ayy, geekin' on that Tylenol

NyQuil help me with my cough

Fuck CVS, I buy it all (Walked up in that bitch and I took everything)

Geekin' on that Tylenol

NyQuil help me with my cough

Fuck CVS, I buy it all (I, I really did that)



[Bridge: Adapt]

Damn, bro, you re-upped

Hah, let's get it



[Verse 1: Adapt]

I stay on that Benadryl

Helpin' my allergies

Yeah, you know the drill (Know it)

Shout out Nordan Shat (Mr. Shat)

That's my dude, he keep it real

If I got a headache, yeah, you know I'm poppin' pills (Yes)

Yeah, I'm talkin' Advils, yeah, them orange pills (On that orange)

Ain't messin' with those liquid gels (Fuck 'em)

Either way, I'm coolin' in the hills (In the hills)

I make 'em nauseous (Ooh, ooh)

They slammin' Pepto (Bismol)

Better act cautious

'Cause these are Retros

So please don't vomit

Trim cookin' like Metro

Yeah, I'm lit, best believe me

Got that shit tatted on my fucking lip



[Chorus: ROMVN]

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')



[Post-Chorus: ROMVN]

Ayy, geekin' off that Tylenol

NyQuil help me with my cough

Fuck CVS, I buy it all (I walked in with like five bags and everyone was starin')

Geekin' off that Tylenol

NyQuil help me with my cough

Fuck CVS, I buy it all



[Verse 2: ROMVN]

I walk in the clinic (Yo, what's good?)

Like, give me a minute

I can't decide (I don't know), between name brands or the mimics (These good or these suck?)

Tough decision

I'll go with the cheapest

I heard that these kick in the quickest

Goddamn, these terrific (I really fuck with these pills)

Ayy, ayy

No need for a backache or a headache or a leg sprain

I got your bitch rubbing Icy Hot on my dick on an airplane (Facts)

Yung ROMVN my domain

Stack bread like whole grain

I feel-



[Interlude: Adapt & ROMVN]

Yo, yo, yo, come on, bro

What's up?

Alright listen, you're on

Like, you're

You're killing it, you're doing great

But I'm, I'm tryna, like, do this too

And you're just, on ano-

Wha-?

I can't keep up with that level

You're going really fucking hard right now

No it's- what?

Like, you got the, you did the sick hook

And now you're just completely, like, going, like you

That's like the point

Yeah, yeah, I know

I'm just saying, like, I'm in here too, and like

I, I wanna, like, you know I

You're just like fucking- you just snapped

Bro, you didn't need to go that hard

Shit, my bad

It's about

Like, this is just a little parody music video, bro

Nah, I get it, I get it

But like, I feel like that shit was lit, so

I get it

I'm gonna, should we just

Should we put the hook back on?

Let's, um

Should we get Trim to put the hook back right here?

Yeah, Trim, put the hook back on because

Trim, run it

That sounded good and I'll just hop in after the hook

Yeah, I will



[Chorus: ROMVN]

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')



[Post-Chorus: ROMVN]

Ayy, geekin' on that Tylenol

NyQuil help me with my cough

Fuck CVS, I buy it all (Bro, I couldn't, I couldn't even fit 'em in the trunk, like, that's how many bags we get)

Geekin' on that Tylenol

NyQuil help me with my cough

Fuck CVS, I buy it all



[Bridge: Adapt]

Damn, that's a whole lotta CVS, bro

Goddamn



[Verse 3: Adapt]

Wait, while we're here

Let me make a play

Ooh, and grab this Bengay

Ooh, what you say? (Fuck that)

Trust me, it works wonders when it comes to back pain (Yuh, yah)

These are facts, man (on god)

Damn, I really got here playing free-for-all

Ooh, goddamn yo

Ooh, I love my Tylenol

Ooh, 2018, Apex still ain't tall



[Bridge: Adapt]

Holy shit bro, my throat's getting sore

Can you pass me a Hall?

I need some more (Ah, fuck yeah)

Wait, before you go, one last thing

Fuck the Pauls!



[Chorus: ROMVN]

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')

I'm poppin' a pill (I'm poppin' a what?)

It's only Advil (Bro, chill)

I'll keep it real (I'll keep it real)

I got a headache (Yo, my head blastin')