[Verse]
Eric's such a Twizzler, such a skinny fuck
I've seen Donna red, blonde and black
Kelso's such a dum-dum in his tiny clothes
And I'm in love with Hyde's Led Zeppelin shirts
Oh I'm in love with Hyde's Led Zeppelin shirts

[Chorus]
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
And where the heck is Fez in this song
Oh where the heck is Fez in this song

[Verse]
Eric's such a Twizzler, such a skinny fuck
I've seen Donna red, blonde and black
Kelso's such a dum-dum in his tiny clothes
And I'm in love with Hyde's Led Zeppelin shirts
Oh I'm in love with Hyde's Led Zeppelin shirts

[Chorus]
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
And where the heck is Fez in this song
Oh where the heck is Fez in this song
[Verse]
Eric's such a Twizzler, such a skinny fuck
I've seen Donna red, blonde and black
Kelso's such a dum-dum in his tiny clothes
And I'm in love with Hyde's Led Zeppelin shirts
Oh I'm in love with Hyde's Led Zeppelin shirts

[Chorus]
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
I wonder if Mila likes some pizza
And where the heck is Fez in this song
Oh where the heck is Fez in this song

[Outro: Paula Castillo, Ponch Salvador & Aki Medina]
(Dialing number)
"Hello, That 70s Pizza! Can I take your order?"
"Uh, hi! Can I have one large Cheese Nights pizza, one Shellfish pizza special, one Sweet Sally pizza with extra tacos"
"Uh, okay okay. Would that be all?"
"Uh, wait guys. Alyyy! Okay. One Sariling Duwende salad."
"Sure! Uh, change for how much?"
"We're Uncertain about that. Aki!"
"Wait lemme talk to the guy. Uh, can I have one Cheeseburger pizza? Hello? Hello? Hello?"