Holy Tony
Sallie Mae
[Intro]
Ohhh
It's yo' boy, Holy Tony
And I gotta get somethin' off my chest
I got a baby mama, oh yo, oh yes I do
But this ain't no regular type of baby mama
Lemme tell you 'bout her

[Chorus]
My baby mama Sallie Mae (Sallie Mae)
She want all her checks today (Checks today)
I don't know how I gon' pay (I gon' pay)
But my payment was due last Wednesday, yeah, yeah
My baby mama Sallie Mae (Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae)
She want all her checks today (Checks today, checks today)
I don't know how I gon' pay (I gon' pay, I gon' pay)
But my payment was due last Wednesday, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
Oh man, bruh
Like I owe hella money in student loans
Sallie Mae ain't playing games
Woah

[Verse]
Sallie Mae promised a better job (Yeah)
Sallie Mae promised a better car (Uh-huh)
Sallie Mae promised me diamond rings (Okay)
Then she promised me it's gon' be better days (For real)
But look at me strugglin', just look at me strugglin'
Sallie just don't give a damn, and she went in my bank account
To pull out a right amount, bro what the hell was that about?
(Goddamn)
Had me thinking that my bank done took my money (Oh lord)
But they like, "No, no, sir, that was your baby mama"
(Of course it was)
Bro, I was not surprised, she always money-hungry (Hungry, yeah)
But it's okay tho, 'cause I believe in karma (Ohh)
Sallie Mae is getting everybody
You better watch yourself, because she's just a savage
But it's all good tho
Imma mess around and pay it off, but until then

[Chorus]
My baby mama Sallie Mae (Sallie Mae)
She want all her checks today (Checks today)
I don't know how I gon' pay (I gon' pay)
But my payment was due last Wednesday, yeah, yeah
My baby mama Sallie Mae (Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae)
She want all her checks today (Checks today, checks today)
I don't know how I gon' pay (I gon' pay, I gon' pay)
But my payment was due last Wednesday, yeah, yeah