Brandon Rogers
Orphan Song
Sir Mr. Billman said no
But, did Dr. Dini just endorse me on her show?
I think so
And just in a time when I thought that my hope was lost
Oh thank god
'Cause maybe I now have a shot

And maybe there's hope for me
And maybe there's still enough time
To get the ending I want
Where a hetero-orphan is mine
Nobody understands
I've got what it takes to be a good dad!
As long as they'll accept
I'm forty-five thousand in debt

[Spoken]

Alright Gabriel, first order of business, I'm-a go to that adoption center and get my baby!
(Yeah, but where are we man, we've been walking for like six miles)
Jeese, have I been singin' for that long?
(Yeah. You sang a whole verse about diaper types)
Well, I do like diapers
I love diapers!