You were the SPICY little demon
With the bleach blonde hair

Fiendin' for some semen
When I caught your stare

Thought It might be love
But you went too far

FUCKED all of my friends
And BLEW UP my car

Lit me on FIRE
Made me watch rom-coms
Made a secret sextape and
SHOWED IT TO MY MOM

You were a BITCH kinda generally...

Now I'm a WET WILD STALLION
And I'm RUNNING FREE

You stepped on my nuts
And you tore me apart

Slapped up my BOOTY
And TANGLED my FARTS

Cut off my DICK
When you shattered MY HEART

But It grew back twice as long
MUSTANG DONG!!!