Brandon Rogers
Bad Trip
[Moxxies Hallucination]

[Moxxie, Speaking]
Blitzo?
I can’t see you!
God, this smells awful!
What’s that music?
Is that you?
Is this a prank? Because I swear to sa-

[Blitzo, Speaking]
IT IS NO PRANK, B*T*H

[Moxxie, Speaking]
Heyyyy…. why do you sound like that…?

[Blitzo]
BECAUSE YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE B*T*H BOY-

[Moxxie,Speaking]
Stop it sir!

[Blitzo, Speaking]
ARE TRIPPING BALLS!

[Moxxie]
No, what?! How could this be?!
I’ve never tried acid shrooms or DMT!
Its a bad trip, oy gevalt!
Of course Blitzo, this would be your fault!
My lungs are full of honesty…
Would you promise me that you won’t judge…?

[Blitzo]
(YES BIIIIIITCHHH~)

[Moxxie]
Not trying to divulge too much…
But I’m in too deep…
So first of all…
F**K YOU!
[Blitzo]
WHAT?!

[Moxxie]
This is just typical, well two can play at this game of dismay!
Cause if you're here causing frustration, I’m torturing you in your hallucination!

[Blitzos Hallucination]

[Moxxie, Speaking]
I simply follow your orders, it isn’t my fault if your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold raining porch on a fresh an April shower.

[Blitzo, Speaking]
Why are you talking like that? What the f**k does that mean?!

[Moxxie, Speaking]
I am simply speaking Satans plain english. Pеrhaps you should crack open a dictionary sometime. Thеn maybe you could understand half of the frivolous thing I go on and on about-

[Blitzo, Speaking]
SHUT UP!

[Moxxies Hallucination]

[Moxxie]
Why do you hurt me so…?
[Blitzo]
(I know…)

[Moxxie]
Why must you push your friends away…?

[Blitzo]
(I push my friends away…)

[Moxxie]
Why does it seem like a recurring theme that you alienate with your toxic routine?!
[Blitzo]
I don’t know, eventually everyone goes!
Cause you're thoughtless, and cruel, and you’ll end up alone!

[Blitzos Hallucination]

[Moxxie, Speaking]
My dear boss, you don’t know what you are doing half the time, and you depend on me and the misses to manage your foolish flights of fantasy.

[Blitzo, Speaking]
I don’t *need* you, I can do this sh*t on my own so easily!

[Striker, Speaking]
But ya don’t wanna do things alone, Blitzo!

[Fizzarolli, Speaking]
You tried to solo act but it didn’t work out so well! HAHAHA!

[Verosica, Speaking]
Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being selfish sh*t spreading snob.

[Stolas, Speaking]
Are you afraid to love people Blitzy~?

[Moxxie, Speaking]
I believe your self-consciousness is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy,but also crave it as well.
It's rather unfortunate, sir, considering how awful you treat those who stand by you, such as myself?
Are you worried I may have enough of it one day as well…?

[Blitzo, Speaking]
STOP F**KING TALKING ALL OF YOU!

[Overlapped Voices]
You’re going to die alone blitzo!

[Moxxies Hallucination]

[Blitzo]
Why, Moxxie why?
Have you held your true feelings inside~…?

[Moxxie]
(I am scared of rejection…)

[Blitzo]
Why, Moxxie why?
Do you have Millie put it in your b***?

[Moxxie]
(It gives me an erectioo- HEY-)

[Blitzo]
No need to hide…
We accept your true feelings so promise me,

[Moxxie]
That I can do

[Blitzo and Moxxie]
to be true…

[Blitzo]
The world is your a***, so peg it with honesty!
I’ve been a jacka**, it’s true…

[Moxxie]
(You’ve been a jacka**, it’s true…)

[Blitzo]
But soon as we’re back as ourselves…

[Blitzo and Moxxie]
I will be a better friend than I was before…

[Moxxie]
Be better at speaking my mind…

[Blitzo and Moxxie]
And together,
we can begin
to become…
fine…