[Verse 1]
Yo, listen up, here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just gay
Like him inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

[Chorus]
I'm gay, I'm gay
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy

[Verse 2]
I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the colour of all that I wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me
[Chorus]
I'm gay, I'm gay
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I'm gay, I'm gay
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy

[Verse 3]
Inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

[Chorus]
I'm gay, I'm gay
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy
I would beat off a guy