Mark Hollmann
Snuff That Girl
[HOT BLADES HARRY, spoken]
Whaddaya think they talk about in those quorums they got up there - how good we are?! So listen up, now! Any second those cops are gonna bust in here and bust us up like a bunch of overripe canteloupes! So I say as long as our juice has gotta spill - all over this floor, here - her juice has gotta spill, too! Cladwell juice! Then we'll see who's better than who
(sung)
Look at her there
All bound up, gagged and tied
With her head full of hair
And her heart full of pride!
Well, boys, I've had enough
Of each arrogant curl!
Bing! Bang! Boom! Let's get tough
Playin' rough -
Snuff that girl!
[LITTLE SALLY, spoken]
"Snuff that girl"? But killing people is wrong!
[LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES, spoken]
Then why does it feel so right?
(sung)
Look at us here
In a hole, on the lam
With our hearts full of fear -
What a rip! What a sham!
You know, cops will be here
Bustin' heads mighty quick!
[HOT BLADES HARRY]
But we'll beat them to the punch
When we snuff out that chick!
[LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
We tried doin' what we should!
[HOT BLADES HARRY]
Wasn't glad!
[LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
Then we learned that feelin' good
[HOT BLADES HARRY]
Mean's doin' bad!
[HOT BLADES HARRY & LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
Nuts, they fall close
So they say, to the tree
Looky here, here's an acorn
From Cladwell I see
I say, she is the nut
And of course, we're the squirrel!
She is what we saved for winter
So let's snuff that girl!
[HOT BLADES HARRY]
Bing!
[TINY TOM]
Bing!
[LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
Bing Bang!
[SOUPY SUE]
Bing Bang!
[HOT BLADES HARRY]
A-Bing Bang Boom!
[ROBBIE THE STOCKFISH]
Boom!
[BILLY BOY BILL]
Boom!
[HOT BLADES HARRY]
Yeah!
[LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
Okay now, snuff!
[BILLY BOY BILL]
Snuff the girl!
[LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
Yeah!
[SOUPY SUE & BILLY BOY BILL]
Snuff the girl!
[TINY TOM & ROBBIE THE STOCKFISH]
Snuff her!
[HOT BLADES HARRY & LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
Oh yeah, now go!
[ROBBIE THE STOCKFISH]
Snuff the girl!
[HOT BLADES HARRY & LITTLE BECKY TWO SHOES]
Yeah!
[BILLY BOY BILL, ROBBIE THE STOCKFISH, TINY TOM & HOT BLADES HARRY]
Snuff the girl!
[All]
Yeah, snuff the girl!
[Instrumental Break]
[All]
This is the end
Roll the dice, place your bets!
In this mis'rable world
That's as good as it gets!
So now, let's live it up
Eat the oyster and the pearl
And let's get this party jumpin'!
Really get it pumpin'!
Get this party jumpin'
Yeah, let's snuff that -
Snuff that girl!