[WOMEN and (MEN)]
You our humble audience (You our humble audience)
You have come to see (You have come to see)
What it's like when people can't pee free (People can't pee)
(People can't pee free)

First act lasts an hour (First act lasts an hour)
Don't assume you're fine (Don't assume you're fine)
Best go now, there often is a line (Often is a)
(Often is a line)

[ALL]
This is Urinetown!
One restroom here at Urinetown!
It's unisex at Urinetown!
All by design

[RICH MEN]
It's the oldest story
Masses are oppressed
Faces, clothes and bladders all distressed
Rich folks get the good life
Poor folks get the woe
In the end, it's nothing you don't know

[ALL]
You're at Urinetown!
Your ticket should say Urinetown!
No refunds, this is Urinetown!
We'll keep that dough!
[TENORS, ALTOS, BASSISTS, and SOPRANOS]
This is Urinetown (This is Urinetown)
It's the oldest story (People can't pee free!)
Here we are at Urinetown (Here we are in Urinetown)
It's the oldest story (People can't pee free!)
This, this is Urinetown (This is Urinetown)
It's the oldest story (People can't pee free!)
Here we are in Urinetown (Here we are in Urinetown)
It's the oldest story with masses oppressed (People can't pee free)
Yes, here we are in Urinetown, yes this is Urinetown, yes this is Urinetown (Yes, this is Urinetown, Urinetown, Urinetown)
Masses, masses oppressed in Urinetown (They can't pee free in Urinetown, Urinetown, Urinetown)

[ALL]
On with the show!