[Pre-Chorus]
Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
No teachers after school
Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
You're so dead after school
Oh, no, no
Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)

[Chorus]
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Com'on - say it!
Uncle

[Post-Chorus]
Why don't you say it you baby?
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
I'll get you again tomorrow
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
No teachers after school
Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
You're so dead after school
Oh, no, no
Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)

[Chorus]
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Just... say it!
Uncle

[Post-Chorus]
Why don't you say it you baby?
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
I'll get you again tomorrow
[Bridge]
And everybody's entitled to their own opinion
Everyone but me
I'm meant to suffer, baby
They've already d-d-decided how they're going to torture me
Make my life a Hell
I will never get over, baby
Hey

[Pre-Chorus]
Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)

[Chorus]
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Uncle

[Post-Chorus]
Why don't you say it you baby?
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
I'll get you again tomorrow