[Verse 1]
I am the mastermind
Leaving you all behind
And that ain’t no fuckin’ lie
I am the mastermind
It’s just a problem of mine
Just like Columbine

[Pre-Chorus]
Columbine
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

[Chorus]
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus comin’ through the night?
That’s right
This message cannot be denied

[Verse 2]
I am the mastermind
Underline 'mastermind'
Until your pencil breaks
I am the mastermind
And just like a suicide
Your credit has been denied
[Pre-Chorus]
Denied
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

[Chorus]
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus comin’ through the night?
That’s right
This shit gonna turn your momma white

[Bridge]
Oh, Pennsylvania
I wish I never ever would

[Verse 3]
I am the mastermind
Intelligent by design
It makes me wanna cry
I am the mastermind
And now that I’m satisfied
It’s time to say goodbye

[Pre-Chorus]
Goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye
[Chorus]
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus comin’ through the night?
That’s right
I will not apologize