Oooohhhh-oooohhhh-oooohhhh...

I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!

Oh, God
Oh, God
I got my exotic butters
WHAT DO I DO (what do I do)?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Baby, baby
Baby come out, baby come back
WHAT DO I DO (what do I do)?
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da, der, da, der, everything's okay!
And I buttered my popcorn from all around the world
Foxy is a big old bag of dicks
I get to keep my glorious crown
THERE'S NO NUMBERS!

Oooohhhh-oooohhhh-oooohhhh...

I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!

I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm Markiplier (Markiplier)
I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch
I'm me, me, me, me!