What is going on?
What is going on...?
My names Dan!
And I don't know what to do...
What is going on?
What is going on...?
Mom, no!
And I don't know what to do
Mom, I need what ever you got me for my birthday
I need my present
This elephant is perfect look at it
Look into its eyes
You can talk, bro?
What's inside this-OH!

What is going on?
What is going on...?
My names Dan!
And I don't know what to do...
What is going on?
What is going on...?
Mom, no!
And I don't know what to do

Am I having a nightmare?
If so It's a pretty FREAKY ONE!
Am I still wearing my unicorns
Good I'm still wearing my unicorns
My unicorns have gone?
What am I supposed to do now?
What are these melons?
What is going on?
What is going on...?
My names Dan!
And I don't know what to do...
What is going on?
What is going on...?
Mom, no!
And I don't know what to do