[Uncle Dane]
Oh my god
Baby, you done took this Engineering shit to another motharfuckin' level
Now, a casual player like me ain’t supposed to be getting no team support like this
Goddamn, goddamn!
Who taught you how to play Engie for a team?

[Miss Moth]
Uncle taught me

[Uncle Dane]
You never used to top score, but now you
You goddamn carrying, my, my, god
Where’d you learn that?

[Miss Moth]
Uncle taught me

[Uncle Dane]
Look at you. motherfuckin'
Australium Wrench with them Unusual hats on
Who taught you how to put an Unusual hat on?

[Miss Moth]
Uncle taught me
[Uncle Dane]
Yo, you took your Engie game up a whole ‘nother level
This is some Cirque du Soleil Engineering now, shit
You done went all professional on a player, okay
And I thank you, I thank you, my team thanks you
How did you, how did you learn how
How did your Engie game come up?

[Miss Moth]
Uncle taught me

[Uncle Dane]
I was going to parts of maps I never been before
I was taking the teleporter like:
“Oh shit, I’ve never even seen this part of Badwater before.”
It’s like you got your shit re-upholstered or some shit
What the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your Engie re-upholstered?

[Miss Moth]
Uncle re-upholstered my Engie

[Uncle Dane]
You know what, I gotta thank Uncle
And when I see that guy, I’m gonna thank him
I’ma subscribe to his channel
I’ma leave a like on that motharfucka
I’ma shoot a favorite
That’s how good I feel about that Uncle
Ah, oh god, I still can’t believe you got me this wrench
This wrench is the same motharfucka I wanted
A strange Airwolf, Factory New
You went to the Steam Market
Yo, some dude had this up on the marketplace
I remember! It was up on the marketplace!
That’s right, that’s right!
Yo, yo, babe, yo, this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a player like this?
[Miss Moth]
Uncle taught me

[Uncle Dane]
Uncle taught you well
Uncle taught you well