[HARRY, spoken]
Hey guys, guys, guys... I got just the thing:

[sung]
Hermione can't draw

[HARRY & COMPANY]
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book[HARRY & COMPANY]
Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book[LUPIN, spoken]
Alright, guys. Alright, alright, I screwed up; Slytherin's got the field. What the hell is this?
Stop dan- stop dancing like this!
Guys, stop! This song isn't even that funny.[RON, spoken]
Oh, yeah? Let's hear you sing a song right now in front of everyone!
[LUPIN]
I don't have to sing for you.

[HARRY, sung]
Lupin can't sing[HARRY & COMPANY]
 
Lupin can't sing
Lupin cannot sing

He only reads books
And he cannot sing
Even if he's reading
A "How to Sing" book
 
 
 
Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book

Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book

Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw...[LUPIN, spoken]
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can sing.
Yes, I can sing.
[sung]
I'm Remus freakin'...
[spoken]
Alright, alright, guys!
Guys! Guys! Hey, guys!
Hey, remember how Hermione can't draw?
She can't draw!
 
 
Okay, follow me![SNAPE, spoken]
Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?