[DUMBLEDORE]
I bet
You're the one who gets
All of the boys to buy you things

[UMBRIDGE]
I'm sure
That you get all the girls
To beg you for their wedding rings

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
What?

[sung]
I like your twisted humor!

[UMBRIDGE]
I like your mystic rumors!

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
I'd say we can assume we're
Gonna get along

[UMBRIDGE]
You're not
Like average Joes
Or Jims or Tims or Johns
[DUMBLEDORE]
And I'd wager
That you'd never run from danger
With those muscles made of bronze

I can safely shout
Without a doubt
That it won't take very long

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
Before we're getting
And not regrettin'
Ever settin' on gettin' along

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
Oh, right this way, Umbridge.

[UMBRIDGE]
Oh, my!

[DANCE BREAK]

[DUMBLEDORE, sung]
You are
A beautiful sample
For example
My gosh, you're so strong!
What's the matter with me?

[UMBRIDGE]
Oh, you're just flattering me!

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

[UMBRIDGE]
I've never felt this way before...

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
Felt how?

[UMBRIDGE]
Um, intimidated.

[sung]
You have such
prominence and poise

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
Oh, that ol' thing...

[sung]
Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore
So just try to relax
Face the facts
You feel just like one of the boys!

[UMBRIDGE, spoken]
One of the boys? I do?

[DUMBLEDORE]
Oh, you sure do baby!

[UMBRIDGE, sung]
Yes, sir
You're the one professor
That I'd want detention from

[DUMBLEDORE]
Umbridge
You're the handsome wizard
That I'd want an extension from

[UMBRIDGE, spoken]
And you'd get it too!

[DUMBLEDORE, sung]
I'll get the door!

[UMBRIDGE]
Oh, you'll get much more!

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
Either way, we can't go wrong
With how shamelessly
And how famously
We're both just getting' along

We'll be get-get-gettin'
Get-get-gettin'
Gettin' along!