Darren Criss
The Cancelled Debate, But We Un-Cancelled It
Hello, won't you come with me
To a land of fantasy
Where the town hall debate didn't cease to be
And people in their Sunday did some inquiries!

I had to fire all my waiters in my restaurant
I even threw out all the cheese
Now the only guy left to fire has two thumbs and it's me!
Tell me, who's gonna work it out, baby?
Who's gonna work it out, now?

Our economy, GDP
Is going to be shaped like a "V"
Phenomenally, I believe
So many things are happening

When you allow pеople to have a job
Get back in thе game
Everything move, get back to work
Invest in the SBAs

Whatcha gonna do?
Everyone who contracts COVID
Should have their bills payed
Oh, whatcha gonna do?
I wanna see football games
Oh, whatcha gonna do?
It's going to disappear
I've dealt with more world leaders over eight years
Who's gonna work it out, baby?
Who's gonna work it out?
Hey I live in California
And sometimes the sky burns orange
Can we build a massive bunker
Put the whole state in cold storage? Oooh!
Who's gonna work it out, baby?
Who's gonna work it out?

The forest floor is loaded up
With trees!
Dead trees!
You wouldn't be getting those calls
If that was cleaned

Wind and solar
It's cheaper than oil
It's cheaper than cooa-ooal
We have to move in the direction
Of electric vehi-coals!

Next question goes to you
You can ask anything you ever wanted to

Well our country's crying out
For some justice and some peace
When does the constitution come to life
To make it happen automatically?
Oh!
Who's gonna work it out, baby?
Who's gonna work it out?
Most cops don't like bad cops
In fact a cop needs to be tried
You gotta go outside
To get another prosecutor
And handle the crime

I denounce white supremacy
Okay I'm sorry
I'll say it loud
And I'm very proud
Let's go, let's waste a whole show

Girl!
Girl!

Whatcha gonna do?

They hug me
They touch me

Oh, whatcha gonna do?

We're gonna invest
A great deal of that money

Oh, whatcha gonna do?
I do a lot of retweets

The future rests In renewable Energy

Who's gonna work it out, baby?
Who's gonna work it out?

I'm an extrovert, but I still prefer
Not to catch COVID-19
Could we wrap it up please?
I was hoping to be Somewhere by 2023?
Oh, who's gonna work it out, baby?
Who's gonna work it out?

Science matters, masks prevent the
Spread of the disease, there's overwhelming
Consensus by the president's own head
Of the CDC
(Oooh!)

We have more cases
Because we have more tests
The excess death
Is among the best!
I feel we have
Done a tremendous job
Look at our testing
Look at our swabs!
They say wear a mask
Say don't wear a mask
It's gonna be okay
It's gonna go away fast

What's this macho thing
"I'm not gonna wear a mask?"
BIG DEAL!
We can save
A hundred thousand lives
Two hundred thousand
People have died

Whacha gonna do?

I don't wanna say
"Everyone's going to die!"

Oh, whacha gonna do?

Stick to the subject
Listen to the other guy

Oh, whacha gonna do?

It's going to disappear

I've dealt with more
World leaders
Over eight years

Oh, who's gonna work it out, baby?
Who's gonna work it out?

Look at the time, I've got to go
I got another fantasy to host
Where I'm eating Vegan chicken wings with my bro
Cracking Jokes with Mahatma Ghandi's ghost!
Mahatma Ghandi's ghost!
(yeah, yeah, baby)
Don't forget to vote!
Mahatma Ghandi's ghost!