Ethan Klein
I am Superman
Connor Murphy is my god
Connor Murphy is my god
I just want to fuck Connor Murphy
Can you please take your shirt off?
Please take your shirt off
Please take your shirt off

My name is Connor Murphy please let me take my shirt off
So I can get your number, then bring you home and fuck you
Yes I wanna fuck you
I just wanna suck my dick between your tits bitch

Please let me slide up on you
I'll tell you that your best friend is ugly so I can fuck you
I've got very little substance as a human being
But I know how to get abs and my favorite color is abs

I wanna fuck you before I tear this Wal-Mart down
25 deaths, a lot of casualties
I find you in the debris
And then I ask
Do you wanna fuck me now?

I wanna fuck you, wanna pull my shirt right off
Wanna climb up these monkey bars and drop right on you
Wanna fuck you
Check out my man tits
Give 'em a squeeze
I wanna fuck you
Spread those cheeks wide open and let me slide in yah bitch
Because I got big tits
Fuck me
Because I got bigger tits than you
Fuck me

I am Superman
Watch me stand on top of Chipotle
Everybody wants my dick in their mouth
Oh weird tweaker comin' down the alley
Do you wanna fuck me
Do you wanna fuck me
Everybody below says

Jump
Just jump
Just jump
Just jump
Just jump
Take a leap
Just jump, Man