Ben Platt
Donald: The Musical
[DONALD TRUMP]
When I grow up
I will be President and build big walls
Ban Muslims, play with Putin's balls
Grab pussies of the lady grownups

[SEAN SPICER]
And when I grow up
I'll be press secretary of this land
And lie about sizes of crowds and hands
Ignore climate change till Earth is blown up

[STEVE BANNON]
And when I grow up
I will be chief strategist
So I can put my Breitbart fist inside my puppet's inside bits

[KELLYANNE CONWAY]
And I will wake up to see Tweets he wrote at 4AM
That I will then have to defend

[ALL]
But I won't care 'cause I'll be all grown up
When I grow up

[DONALD]
When I grow up (when I grow up, when I grow up)
I will eliminate Obamacare, replace it with, well, I don't care
If you choose to be sick, you should just suck it up (suck it up)
[KELLYANNE]
And when I grow up (when I grow up, when I grow up)
If the facts don't suit my narrative
I'll just believe alternative
'Cause otherwise my brain will blow up

[STEVE]
And when I grow up (when I grow up)
I'll take insurance off sick bums
And paid maternity from mums
Let damaged people buy more guns

[SEAN]
And I will stand up (we will stand up)
Claim The New York Times is fake, that wire tapping comes with "these"
Yeah, it'll be a breeze, 'cause I'll be all grown up

[ALL]
When I grow up

[SEAN]
When I grow up

[DONALD]
Just because you find that I am super thick
My supporters will support me cause I'm not a chick
Even if my policies are psychopathic
They're gonna be 'uge
[ALL]
When I grow up

[SEAN]
Just because I

[SEAN & DONALD]
Find myself in this story
In the next election you can change it for me

[ALL]
If you think the ending is fixed already, you might as well be saying you think that we're okay
And that's not right
And if it's not right
You have to set it right
'Cause nobody else is gonna put it right for me
Nobody but us is gonna change this story
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty