[REBECCA-DIANE]
There once was a story 'bout a girl named Lisa

[AMOS]
She wanted to perform, but she didn't have a visa

[BOTH]
Sorry 'bout your visa, Lisa
5, 6, 7, 8
Adiron-, Adiron-, Adiron-, Adiron-

[AMOS]
Rebecca, what are the shows this session?

[REBECCA-DIANE]
We're not doing any!

[AMOS]
Aw, gee whiz! Let's go. Whoop!

[REBECCA-DIANE]
'Cause the show is never chosen
The shows we selected
The shows that we've chosen

Hey, batta batta! Swing!
[AMOS]
Playing baseball with the Devil in a baseball diamond!

[BOTH]
Damn Yankees in the outdoor stage!

[AMOS]
What is that? Is it a ghost? Is it a witch?

[REBECCA-DIANE]
No! Oh!

[BOTH]
The Crucible Jr. in the lobby!

In the land of Andrеw Lloyd Webber wherе the felines sing and dance
Whisker-faced in unitards you can join their feral prance

Cats, immersive

[AMOS]
Well, I guess that's all, folks

[REBECCA-DIANE]
I'm gonna start walking home
[AMOS]
I'm takin' a cab

[BOTH]
Whoa, an original piece and it's fully brand new
And it's fresh from our hearts written just for you
But you've gotta be good, yeah, you've gotta be great
You've gotta be the creme de la creme of the place

[AMOS]
This summer, it's a story

[REBECCA-DIANE]
About a woman in her glory

[AMOS]
The founding of a space

[REBECCA-DIANE]
That has become our favorite place

[AMOS]
A woman who all in this room deeply love

[REBECCA-DIANE]
She's looking down not quite from above
[AMOS]
Joan can

[REBECCA-DIANE]
Joan will

[AMOS]
Joan here?

[BOTH]
Joan, Still!