[Intro: Courtney, Alex, Karis]
Uh, oh
Woah… yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Courtney!
Rip
Whatever man, everyone does that ad-lib, ha!
Now girls, what we gonna call these guys that don't like it? (Don't like it?)
Waste Men! Oh!

[Verse 1: Alex, Karis]
You can adore me on Sunday, as Sunday's my only day off
And you know that I don't wanna hang with no stranger (No)
After I'm done I want gone, but I have to say

[Pre-Chorus 1: Karis & Alex, Alex]
Oh, your chocolate got me meltin', baby
Got me meltin', oh my days, yeah
Let me give you double helpings, you'll be screaming
Baby, baby, baby, baby… uh, uh

[Chorus: All, Alex, Courtney, Karis]
Oh oh oh, turn it up and I'll go
'Cause I won't need you no more, no
Your play's fine, but, I ain't got the time
Why don't you hurry up, yeah, hurry up, yeah, hurry up
Love me
[Post-Chorus: Courtney]
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha!

[Verse 2: Courtney, All]
You better call your friend Johnny, you wanna hope he's in town
'Cause you know when you blow that I don't want no… d-d-d-d-danger
Without him it ain't going down, but I have to say

[Pre-Chorus 2: Karis & Alex, Karis]
Milky-Bar Kid got me melting
Sugar, with that geek chic all the way, yeah
Do your thing and don't be speaking not unless it's dirty, dirty, filthy dirty… uh uh

[Chorus: All, Alex, Courtney, Karis, *Travie McCoy*]
Oh oh oh, turn it up and I'll go
'Cause I won't need you no more, no
Your play's fine, but, I ain't got the time
Why don't you hurry up (*Yeah*), yeah, hurry up, yeah, hurry up (*It's Travie!*)
Love me

[Verse 3: Travie McCoy]
Look, listen
I don't know what you take me as
But it's obvious your girlfriend's got you gassed
I've spent most my life chasing—
Now I'm tired, so we gonna have to make this fast
Second thought, hit the e-brake
Let me set the D5 up, we're gonna make a freaky tape
Kiss me soft right here, I'm a freak but hey
—Me off I'ma swear I'ma leak the tape
Matter of fact, I'd rather—
Than deal with another basket case
Oh, what a waste of a fat booty
I used beg her, but, why bother when they hand it to me?
[Bridge: Alex, Alex & Karis, Courtney, Karis]
Listen mate, I don't mean to brag
I'm telling you I'ma be the best you've had so lets roll
Don't be taking your time, get it up, pack it in, love my mind, yeah
And the rest I—, explicit
Courtney
Ha ha, I'm joking, you know I don't do—
Explicit!

[Chorus: All, Alex, Courtney, Karis]
Oh oh oh, turn it up and I'll go
'Cause I won't need you no more, no
Your play's fine, but, I ain't got the time
Why don't you hurry up, yeah, hurry up, yeah, hurry up
(Where's the music gone?)
Love me

[Outro: Karis, Courtney, Alex]
Woo
Why don't you love me
X, yeah, that's sick
Ha ha, oh my days
Hello, what about the man in the boat?
Hey diddle diddle, my cat needs a fiddle
Ha ha ha ha