The Expert

What if it's bad for me?

What I'm getting sick?

What about once a week, just a little bit?

Think I got a fever



Talkin' 'bout UV rays

Talkin' 'bout toothpaste

Talkin' 'bout aspertaine, as part of me

Well I got a feeling



Don't mind me, I'm only dead



I read what the expert says

I read what he recommends

Read and re-read again, and I tell a friend

"You wouldn't believe this"



Talkin' 'bout cosmic waves

Talkin' 'bout PPM

Talkin' 'bout atmosphere

Should I breathe it in?

Well, I got a feeling



Don't mind me, I'm only dead

Don't try me, I'm only dead

There's no need, I'm only dead

Don't mind me, I'm only dead