It's not the first time somebody has had the flu
Remember when you had toothache...
A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so
You will have to stay happy...

CHORUS:
Remember...
Worse things happen at sea
Keep dreaming of better days...
Keep dreaming of better days...
I know it's crap when there's something in your eye
Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back
It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer
But you have got to stay happy...
CHORUS
I know it's sad when your face is acne
But don't be put off by some yellow spots
So you got a toe nail that his growing in
You have got to stay happy...