I felt like a snack in the middle of the night
I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee
A crash beyond the kitchen door
Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee

You might o' guessed, I am possessed
I really must insist
May I suggest invest in an exorcist

(Chorus:)
Help me, oo ee
Oo ee, believe me
Geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo
Where's he?...
In the pantry

I went goose pimplyfied
No where to run, no where to hide, for me
I was sceptical before
But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay

(Chorus:)
(Guitar time)/i You might o' guessed...

(Chorus)/i & In the pantry...Poltergeist...
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