"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea"
"It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2"
"Oh David, don't drive fast David"
"See ya!"
"David, David...DAVID!"
I don't wanna be alive, if I ain't on the road
Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the Highway Code
Electric windows down, sound system, size ten
What a prat they say "That boys racers back again"

CHORUS:
The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a Ford Fiesta
He can't wait to accelerate
In his jet car, X R...2
I never leave my XR2, of that there ain't no fear
The only time, is when I'm watching Top Gear
40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, I agree
The meanest man on the Autobahn, nobody gets past me
CHORUS
The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a Ford Fiesta
Upside down, the wheels spun round
On his jet car, XR...2
"He's driving me MAAAAAAAD"