[Chorus]
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez

[Verse 1]
Civilized until the keg runs dry
And he's tried to drink from 9 to 5 and then from 5 to 9
Always drunk and going crazy
Always drunk, going crazy, you'd better believe it

[Chorus]
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez

[Verse 2]
Chesterfield, where the keg's never dry, it's always filled
Have another beer with Fear or have another beer or two
He'll show you his cheese tattoo
Always drunk, going crazy, you'd better believe it
[Chorus]
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Don't call me Rich, don't call me George
Just call me Cheez, that's who I am
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez

[Outro]
Ay, ay, ay, ay, Cinco de Mustache
The kids that are hip, they grow hair on their lip
They don't have a razor, they don't give a shit
They grow and grow and grow, so let your mustache show
Oh yeah