[Intro]
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm so bored, what about you?
Yeah, me too... so let's get this shit goin'

[Verse 1]
Let's start, babe, it's called the Comments Song 3
It's about time, damn yeah, but you don't see
4000 comments to read
Don't make me put an apple in your pussy
Sayin' "είσαι παλαβή"
Sick comments, but keep calm and do the dougie
I get my dance on and bitches be like "fuck me"
See once you go black you never go back
I got Efaki LoverGirl sayin' "quack quack"!
Michalis is a arxidomounopoutsogliftaros
My first hit, bitch, 'Move Your Body Like A Garo'
I'm so precocious, rhyming ferocious
Superkalifrajilisticexpialidocious
BOOM! Shaka shaka, boom shakalaka
Χέζω για πλάκα, γι' αυτό με λέν μαλάκα
Κουπέπια mada faka, the comments I applause them
"This is fucking awesome"
I bet you can't read this "ni had mada"
Fuck you too with an αγγούρι και ντομάτα
2J is gay, I swear I try to fake it
But oh well, shit happens when you party naked
She fucks up all the things around her, solo
"Yo ko, yo ko, yo ko, YOLO!"
So check out what I'm about to say, "YOLO!"
Leave me alone, check it out, "YOLO!"
"Fuck yolo! and fuck swag!" "Argh!"
Whoever says "yolo" is a fag! "Argh!"
I'm doing your mom like "pourourourourourour"
Bass makes the bitch cum "pourourourourourour"
"Bi, bidi babidi bu G.G W.P"
"Smukidi mukidi mpoum", "πι πι το παπί"
Why the fuck am I doing The Comments Song 3?
"Δαμέ πολλό βρωμεί", I agree!
"Φάε μια μπανάνα", Λευτέρης Παπαδόπουλος
My name is thanasokuprotsekrovalxanikopoulos
Oh shit, "αγαπώ τον Μπομπ Σφουγγαράκη"
"Ε πουστομπατμαν", "ε Κωστάκη"
Είσαι καθηγητής, I'm the pinnacle
"2J is the best", "fuck you", "αυτοκίνητο!"
There is a girl which I miss, I haven't seen her
You're right, we know who it is, yo Christina!
"Elli elli elli elli elli elli elli
Elli elli elli elli elli elli" (next)
"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" (next!)
Christina is the best, Christina is me
Everybody loves Christina Koliantri
"Once upon a time..."

Walk into the club like "whaddup I got a big cock"
I wish I could sell all these comments at the Thrift Shop
Sap, I think you mean "sup", so shut the fuck up
And learn how to spell "you suck"
2J is the thing, need I say more?
"Πότε εν να κάμεις Comments Song 4?"
Never! For real if you know what I mean
Now let's go somewhere a little more green...

[Beat change]
Ha?
Yeah..
Haa?!

[Verse 2]
"Fuck Lil Wayne", yeah, I agree
Everybody loves that Young Money
So εν ιξέρω τι να πω like Antoni...
OU, Comments Song τρία for the win you see?...
"POU, gla pougla", cool story...
Bro, tell it again like OMG
What, what, what, what, YMCMB
I really can't rap for the life of me
I, am the last comment, "noob"
"Boob... bies", "στ' αρχίθκια μας", true
You, wanna suck a cock boo boo?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, "koukouroukou!"
Woah, mama
Kill yourself like a pro, mama
Oppan harlem and I know it, mama
I got 21 seconds to go, mama
Fo' sho', mama
Mama! "2J's mom is hot"
Say that again, I'ma give you a headshot
Like boom! "Σκατά πατημένα"
"Heeeeeee, Macarena"
Κάτια Κυριακούδη, lick my head and my neck
And my pet and my leg and my chest 'cause I'm the best
Rawwrr
Said doggy is my style, and blow is my job
I got way too many comments from this girl Kikoua Top
Stop, 2J time...
"Shimmi lammingly dinga ringy pitta patta likti creck wick"
"Tin ton tiddly pip dot tab!"
Dayum, yeah, that's not bad
"You can spell my name", D.A.F.N.I K.A
R.L.E.T.T.I, gay
"Gareth Bale fuck me sideways"
So many people told me "good luck"
52 times I saw the word "suck"
So many comments to read, I left them all out but
I don't really give a fuck! Chorus!
[Chorus]
"Γαμώ την Τρόικα", "sugardaddy, γεια"
"Άλογο κλανιά", "ω Σουλτάν", HA!
"Κρεατοελιά", "ganja και κακά"
People what dafuq?!
"Γαμώ την Τρόικα", "sugardaddy, γεια"
"Άλογο κλανιά", "ω Σουλτάν", HA!
"Κρεατοελιά", "ganja και κακά"
People what dafuq?!