[Intro]
Yo
I thought I had made the most retarded song...
I think this one is a bit more retarded

[Verse 1]
"Surprise, motherfucker"
"Hi, my name is Mary"
"What's up, mate? How you doin'?"
"I don't care", see
"Άι στο διάολο", "ain't nobody got time for that", man
I make another comment song
Why? "'cause I'm Batman"
"Yeah", see, "όταν χέζω, κλαίω, yo"
"I want sex"
"Έχει κούσπο εις το Μιτσερό"
Στο Facebook "κάθε μέρα το ίδιο σκατό"
Νικόλα Κουντουριώτη, πω ρε φίλε, συμφωνώ
"Oh, my God, ο Λεοντής, εν μπορώ
Εν να πελλάνω, νω νω", listen to the flow
"Ότι δεν σε σκοτώνει σε κάνει πιο μικρό"
I'm like "bitch please", I'm super Mario
"Shut up and get a life", my life is so-so
"Ρε 2J, that shit kray", "yolo"
"I get more ass than a toilet seat", Andy Solo
"I like παττίχαν", said Vania Popo
I like the lion king, "hakuna matata"
"Λα λα λα λα λα", "bitch", now "gimme banana"
"Που πάνω που τ' αρφάλι σου έχει μια ντομάτα
Να βάλω τζιαι τον βήλο μου να κάμουμεν σαλάτα?"
"Roll, roll, roll the little sushi
Round, round, round the shiny bushy
Roast, roast, roast the chicken juicy"
"Γαμώ την μόδα σας", "hallelujah" [?]
Huh? Elio thinks Batman is gay
(K)
"I want it knowing that you're walking away"
(K)
"Why you do this?" I don't know what to say
(K)
"Είσαι απλά χαζάδας", yay
"Hi, Georgi", capital letters much bigger
"I've got the power" 'cause "Obama is a n***a"
"Kamehameha, the fuck, I'm super Saiyan", ow
I'm hot "from Nicosia to Beirut", "pow"
"How to keep a man? Suck his dick" then
"Stop looking for shit to be wrong when
Everything is going to be right", get a pen
And write this shit down to "suck his dick again"
"Ο Λαφαζάνης λαλεί λαφαζανιές
Ο φαφλατάς σύρνει φαφλαθκιές
Ο Batman ακούει σισκιές
Ο πούστης κάμνει πουσκιές
Και ο 2J ραπάρει λαφαζανοφαφλατοσισκιοπουσκιές", yah
"Baby, you're my γιαούρτιν and I'm the κουτάλιν
Dip it in and out ώσπου να φκάλει νάμιν"
"Διαβάζω μαλακίες" while playing "assassin's creed"
You thought I couldn't read this? "كبير القضيب"
[Beat change]
Now hold on, hold on, hold on
Someone said that I should use more than one beat
And why not?
I need to get these comments out the way fast
So let's go faster
Yah
Yo

[Verse 2]
"Just call me princess", "Luke, I'm your father"
"Say hey, say hi, say fuck you, motherfucker"
"Knock knock, motherfucker, knock knock", "fucker"
"I throw up from my nose", "τραχανάς, motherfucker"
"2J for the win", "yeah", "2J is the shit"
"Fuck too many comments", "ain't no time for you to spit"
"Liverpool" "suck", but "Steven Gerrard is the best"
Κάτια Κυριακούδη, lick my leg
And my chest, aight? "Η τουρμπίνα παίρνει μπρος"
"Γαλατάκι Χαραλαμπίδης" like a boss
Like "fuck schools", "γαμώ την κοινωνία!"
"Σου λέω δεν είμαι..." It's too long, Αντωνία
Fuck that, mate! "Αρχίθκια μπλέ καραμελέ"
"Εν λύκειο Παραλιμνίου οξα εν καμπαρέ?"
"I'm crazy and I know it", "don't be lazy"
How many comments? 80 or even more?
"Young Mula baby", what?
"Πάνω από τα σύννεφα γαλάζιο παντού
Και είμαι εκεί για να κλάνω σε ρυθμούς πανικού
Σε μια ντίσκο με φώτα γεμάτη καπνό
Έχω κλείσει τα μάτια, σφίγγομαι να χεστώ"
"Most of these comments suck, yeah, buddy"
Basically I would really like to fuck "the girl" that's "above me"
"Είσαι γάρος", thank you, ρε Ηλία
But I don't mean shit like "ζαβαρακατρανεμία"
"I masturbate in class" while I'm cross
I love it when the teacher looks at me like "emegherd amagawsh"
"Ποιος το κάνει και καμός?"
I don't know what that means, "είμαι Κυπραίος
Τρώω σούβλα, μακαρόνια
Κεφτέδες, πίνω μπύρες
Τζιαι στο τέλος πάντα πίνω κόκα κόλα" που πιάνω με "5 λίρες"
I "drop it like it's hot" like Snoop
And Zozzy Κωνσταντινίδου said the best thing, "poop"
"I'm doing a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit
Get the fuck outta my way, hoe"
"Gigidi gigidi gigidi gou", I like [?]
"We got the best girls", no, I do, "swag"
"I feel no fear", "poison darts" can't harm me
"Come on, you spurs", "yid army"
"Bang bang bangity bang", "Καβάλα, είσαι καύλα"
I saw a sexy "bitch", I said "yalla habibi yalla"
"We're my boxers on your head
With some poopy on your chest"
"Αφκολέμονη is the best, hehehehe"
I better warn her she was fatal
I used to call her "bloobli", she said "I am potato"
But "she's my shoumanoumaneemer
I miss her like shapaneemersalapeener"
She broke up and now I wanna drink Μαλαματίνα
The fuck? "Το πουλάκι τσίου" was my favourite beamer
400 comments to pick so if you're not in it
"Suck my non existent white balls, bitch"
The most retarded song without a highlight
But it's "still a better love story than twilight"
The Comments Song 2, now you know what to do
"Click" "like" and if you don't, "ειλικρινά fuck you!"
I'm gonna go now, this shit is too bizarre, so
"Bye, sexy niggers", "I wanna lick my asshole"
[Outro]
"Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Tuddly little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear"
Fuck!