(spoken)
[MICKEY]
If I was like him
I'd know all the right words

[EDWARD]
If I was like him
I'd know some real birds

(sung)
Apart from those in my dreams
And in magazines

[MICKEY]
Just look at his hair

[EDWARD]
His hair's dark and wavy
Mine's mousey to fair

[MICKEY]
Mine's the colour of gravy

[EDWARD and MICKEY]
Each part of his face
Is in just the right place
Is he laughing at me?