[Verse 1]
Grandma's patch stole a hen party chicken
Scratch see how your garden grows
Get a thread and amend us both please
Well, this I know
Grandma's girl is coming down
To steal violets from your crown
Glue them to her wrist

[Chorus]
You have to spit to see the shine
Ha, ha, hey

[Verse 2]
Grandma's girl is coming down
Stealing violets from your crown
Glue them to her wrist
Hey Jack, stab ‘em in the back, Jack
Catholic black, well
You're so serious

[Chorus]
You have to spit to see the shine
Ow

[Interlude]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey
Yeah, well, yeah, hey, hey

[Bridge]
Stab ‘em in the back, Jack
Hey, Catholic black
You're a writer
You better write quick
Cause your paper’s on fire

[Chorus]
You have to spit to see the shine
Yeah
[Outro]
Take a lathe
Scrape all the glitter off
My blue glitter angel
Yeah, well, uuh!