[Verse 1]
Nobody cares
'Bout ocean affairs
He's by himself 'cause nobody loves him
Cleaning his sand
Filled boots with his hand
Looking for something but nothing sees him

[Verse 2]
Happy was he
In spite of his knee
That wasn't there because of his day job
There was a man
Who took to the band
Paying attention tried to adhere him

[Chorus 1]
And he ran and he shot
But his rivals were sharp
And the kids in the sand
Struggled finding a plan

[Bridge]
Seemingly fine
He slipped on his wine
Terra was healthy but not on a mission
There was a sea
A mythical tease
Our cannons were shot 'til we couldn't afford them
[Bridge]
Others would have died alone
Angels all worked free
Timeless fairs and sing-alongs
Speaking naturally

[Chorus 2]
And he ran and he shot
But his rivals were sharp
And the kids in the sand
Struggled deep hand in hand
All the way from the bay
I could hear them say
All the time we were dead
And I'm Cap' Splendid

[Chorus 3]
And he ran and he shot
But his rivals were sharp
And the kids in the sand
Struggled deep hand in hand
All the way from the bay
I could hear them say
I don't care if we're dead
I am Captain Splendid