[Verse 1]
Didn't play that well
In the VFL
So I did dwell
In the football hell
Not here today (Not here today)
Gone away (Gone away)
Where losers play (Where losers play)
In the VFA (In the VFA)

[Bridge]
These songs as well, not so swell
Truth to tell will not sell
Released on vinyl, siren final
It's like when young life ends
Dickensian, o, forfend
A futile cry, then bye-bye

[Verse 2]
We're heading where
The crowds are spare
And no one cares
The truth is laired
Beware, I say
It'll come one day
No other way
In the VFA