[Verse 1]
Oh, suffering people, hear me sing
Of Cnut, the dyslexic king
You only had to meet him once
To know that he's a total dunce
The people hate you, hear their cries
But Cnut saw with his own eyes
"You complete cunt", their placards read
"Hey, look, they love me!", Cnut said

[Chorus]
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
King Cnut
In a business suit

[Verse 2]
And Cnut wore a business suit
And fluoro at the photo shoot
And Cnut said, "The times are good"
Fire came, he was told it would
When floods camе too, and people drown
Does hе give a fuck? Not deep down
"I do not have to do a thing
That's what it means to be the king"
[Chorus]
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Tongue of dog and eye of newt
All hail thee, King Cnut

[Verse 3]
A surgeon heals the patient's pain
Years of study, skill and brains
"There's people I've betrayed and hurt
There's thousands cleaning up my dirt"
A parent nurtures, lovers swoon
Physicists took man to the moon
Cnut does not do a thing
'Cause that's what it means to be the king

[Chorus]
King Cnut
King Cnut
King Cnut
(By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes)
King Cnut
(Tongue of dog and eye of newt
All hail thee, King Cnut)
[Verse 4]
That's Cnut's view, he ran the show
Just like a modern CEO
No need for more description, but
We've all had bosses like Cnut
Cnut finally met his fate
Overthrown by Otto the Great
And Otto was dyslexic too
But 'cause of his name, no one knew