[Verse 1]
Who drives the bus of Thatcher's miners?
Through picket lines of violent whiners?
Who drives the bus of Mad Monday stars?
Lighting dwarves and mooning cars?
Who drives that bus?

[Chorus]
Who, who, who, who, who
Who drives the bus?
Us, us, us, us, who?
Back to the other bit

[Verse 2]
Who drives the bus of hens and bucks?
Too stupid to live, too drunk to fuck

[Chorus]
Who, who, who, who, who
Who drives the bus?

[Verse 3]
Who is that?
Who drives the bus of private school dogs?
Chanting songs of sexual lust?