[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen...
TISM

[Verse 1]
I met a member of Generation Next
"Hey, what's in with you kids these days?
I'm so old, I'll probably never have heard of it"
And he replied, "Purple Haze
Purple Haze, Purple Haze"

[Verse 2]
Now, I know that we should separate our garbage
The environment will give us thanks
It's going too far when teenagers recycle
Their parents' adolescent angst

[Chorus]
Do you want to save the world?
Well, don't recycle-cycle garbage
Do you want to save the world?
Well, don't recycle-cycle garbage

[Bridge]
Monday night is '50s night
Tuesday night is '60s night
Wednesday night is '70s night
Friday night is Thursday night
T... I... S... M...

[Verse 3]
Paul McCartney once said the Sex Pistols
Were another band playing Chuck Berry
At the time I thought, "You boring old wanker"
(Now, I think it's downright scary)

[Chorus]
Do you want to save the world?
Well, don't recycle-cycle garbage
Do you want to save the world?
Well, don't recycle-cycle-cycle

[Verse 4]
What's so good about the sixties
That we gotta keep rewinding the clock?
You know the best thing about the sixties?
They'd never heard of classic rock

[Chorus]
Do you want to save the world?
Well, don't recycle-cycle garbage
Do you want to save the world?
Well, don't recycle-cycle garbage
Garbage!
Well, don't recycle-cycle garbage
Garbage!
Well, don't recycle-cycle garbage

Do you want to save the world?
Garbage!
Do you want to save the world?
Garbage!