[Chorus]
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh

[Verse 1]
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling

[Chorus]
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh

[Verse 2]
Corporate capers and office amour
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin

[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
All loves have to die, of that there’s no help
My favourite way to end ’em
Is the orb-weaver spider’s, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum

[Verse 3]
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse it
He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally, I reckon it's worth it

[Chorus]
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Ooh, ooh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Ooh, ooh
(Does everyone? Does everyone?)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Ooh, ooh
(Does everyone? Does everyone?)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh, ooh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Ooh, ooh
[Outro]
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone think?