[Verse 1]
Johnny got home and he went to bed
Johnny went on to do Melbourne Med
Johnny got rich being a doctor
And he died after a happy but boring existence

[Chorus]
Stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home
Johnny to be or not to be good, well

[Verse 2]
No-one knew Johnny and he didn't care...