[Verse 1]
Howdy champ, you been picking the daisies?
Feeling sort of morally lazy?
Ready to go mother-truckin' crazy?
Hi! I'm Martin Scorsese

[Chorus]
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin, yeah

[Verse 2]
Why don't we go catch a movie?
Something light-hearted and woozy
About the killing of teenage floozy
Or beating someone black and bluesy

[Chorus]
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin, yeah

[Verse 3]
See I got this mate called Robbie De Niro
I like him a lot, he's a god-damn hero
Stop 'round here for a drink of beer-o
You might be happy now, but you'll be feeling like zero
[Chorus]
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin

[Verse 4]
Just when I feel my happiness starting
Keep on bumping into this guy called Martin
Just when I feel my happiness starting
Keep on bumping into this guy called Martin

[Chorus]
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin