[Verse 1]
Well, Johnny's mum took drugs and alcohol
Johnny's mates knew that she was a moll
She told Johnny to be a rock-roll star
He said "No way, I'm staying right where I are"

[Chorus]
Stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home
Johnny to be or not to be good, well

[Verse 2]
Johnny got home and went to bed
Johnny went on to do Melbourne Med
Johnny got rich being a doctor
And he died after a happy but boring existence

[Chorus]
Stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay homе
Home, Johnny, home
Johnny to be or not to bе good, well
[Verse 3]
No-one knew Johnny and he didn't care
When on the bottom storey, he climbed the stair
Johnny didn't get very far
Most of all, he hated guitar

[Outro]
Stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home...