[Intro]
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on

[Verse 1]
When I was at school, I would vape in the bogs
Work out how to make as much as money as the snobs
'Cause the dole is for losers and uni's for flogs
And that's why I became a tradie

[Pre-Chorus]
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future, who cares

[Chorus]
That's why I'm a tradie
That's why I'm a tradie
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
[Verse 2]
When you wearing high-vis want you want, you just do
I went right throughout COVID with no mask, it's true
And I did it just to shit off the people like you
That's why I became a tradie

[Chorus]
That's why I'm a tradie
That's why
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies
Tradies get the ladies

[Outro]
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Let's start a fire down at Smokemart
And call it Death To Art