[Introduction: DJ Khaled]
I worked my whole life for this
I mean, I've seen so many road blocks
So many devils in my way
But to be honest with you, I seen nobody
I am the best
Listeennn up

It's DJ Khaled, Don Dada, The Big Dog Pitbull
Terror Squadin' a.k.a. the Beat Novacane
A.k.a. who wanna pop off the head get popped off by the realest DJ and that's me
A.k.a. ShitOnN***as.com, a.k.a. Li-Listennnn
Oh you think it's a game huh? I'm a problem
Dade County stand up
This album is historical, it's classic!
Oh it's not a game!

[DJ Khaled (+ adlib from the called out artist)]
Featuring Fat Joe! (Crack the realest!)
Young Jeezy! (Yeeeeeaah..), Kanye West! (It's Kanye)
Bun B! (It's the Calical cowboy)
Trick Daddy! (Forever thuggin' baby, forever thuggin' baby)
Nas! (Ooo they recognize Nas), Rick Ross! (Ross!)
Lil Wayne! (It's Weezy), Birdman! (Brrrr, brrrr)
Juelz Santana! (uh!), Slim Thug! (Thugga!)
Bone Thugs! (They come straight for ya)
Chamillionaire! (It's Chamillionaire yeah)
Trina! (Diamond Princess), Twista! (Twista spit it for hustlers)
Freeway! (It's going down!), T.I.! (Yeah I'm the king)
John Legend!, The Runners!, Akon! (Konvict Muzik)
Jadakiss! (Hah! Hah!), Beanie Sigel! (Holla at ya boy)
Styles P! (Let's go Khaled), Dre! (this is, this is)
Paul Wall! (Holla at me baby), Pitbull! (aaayooo!)
There's so much more on this album it's too many to name
I'm a problem, and do yourself the biggest favor:
And Listennnn!

Oh yeah, and you know I rep my city
Dade County, let's go